Mardi Gras Was Awesome!!!

Good Afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen,

I have returned from the Crescent City with many a wonderful story to tell...but alas, the past six days in the Dirty South has drained me of my vigor & fluids...and I'm just not in the mood right now to type a long story. I'm simply too sore and have too much catching up to do right now...and there's now an accurate measurement, just returned from the Association of Weights & Measures, and there are actually over TWO sh*tloads of pictures from my journey, which I will systematically widdle down to an acceptable & entertaining number (sorry, no nudity on this website).

All I'm going to say at this time is that we went to a lot of great parades, saw a lot of drunk people, got at least a sh*tload of beads and other free goodies, I impressed a few hotties with my ballroom dancing abilities, had a girl ride me like a pony (sadly with the clothes on) and there were special celebrity guests. Other than that, I'm afraid that you'll have to wait until tomorrow...or whenever I can find enough time to load up ALL the pictures that I have. Please be patient. In the meantime, I'd like to wish a happy Mardi Gras to everybody...and a happy birthday to little Croz. Happy 1st birthday playa!!! I'd also like to thank Filly for giving me a floor to sleep on during this event...so that I could afford it...but seriously, you owed me.

Have a great day everybody!!!