Good Afternoon Ladies &
Gentlemen,
I’m sure that you’ve all heard the news… but Proposition
8 has passed & now it’s legal for same-sex couples to marry in the state of
California… and living in the city of San Francisco… and with Pride Festival
being this weekend… you can probably guess that the city is pretty excited about
it. I’m guessing that the wedding business in the city could triple in the next
year… but realistically, I don’t see a whole changing other than employee
benefits being adjusted & Republicans trying to repeal it or something…
again. Congratulations! Now you can marry… next stop, the vote. What’s that? Oh
homosexuals can already vote? And drive cars? And basically anything else? Cool…
so I never have to hear about oppression of their people ever again? Don’t tell
me that there’s never been a gay President either… lest we forget James Buchanan
(and maybe a few others that were bi-curious). Congratulations! You’ve achieved
equality! It’s ugh… it’s kinda like graduating high school… but I’ll let it
surprise you.
NBA 2K13 Update: Well, apparently the game simulates
everything after the All-Star break… so during the break, I helped lead my team
to victory in the Rising Stars Challenge, lost horribly in the Slam Dunk Contest
(some kind of Guitar Hero code command thing, but an interesting twist) &
after the fast forward… I didn’t win Rookie of the Year (remember the 12 minute
simulations vs 5 minute quarters in my games?) but still made the All-Rookie
1st Team. Boom! Then we swept the Raptors
in the 1st round, beat the Bulls in five games
the 2nd round & swept the Brooklyn Nets in
the Eastern Finals… so now the Milwaukee Bucks are in the NBA Finals for the
first time since Lew Alcindor & the Big O Oscar Robertson were playing over
40 years ago. You’re welcome, Cream City! Yes, that’s their nickname… look it
up. I could’ve went with Beertown or something… but Old Milwaukee sucks… and
Cream City is MUCH funnier.


So
who is the new champion state of childhood misery? Why, it’s the Land of
Enchantment – New Mexico (as seen on “Breaking Bad”). The Southwest has fared
poorly on the test with three of the bottom-five states as New Mexico, Arizona
and Nevada. Southward (ironic last name, right?) said Mississippi saw its gains
through improvement in the number of children enrolled in preschool and general
student improvements in math for eighth-graders and reading for fourth-graders.
Overall, Mississippi was 48th in the Kids Count educational rankings. However,
it did not see any economic gains during the same period, continuing to rank
50th on that list. “The evidence is clear—we help children by helping families,”
Southward said. “The importance of quality child care, fully funding education
opportunities for children and promoting evidence-based practices, underscored
by economic development, is crucial to continued outcomes.” This year’s rankings
were based on national data compiled between 2005-2011. For those years,
Mississippi’s numbers improved across eight of the 16 statistical areas
measured. Overall, the United States improved in 10 of the categories during the
same period. Mississippi saw other gains on the list, including a drop in teen
pregnancy rates and a drop in its infant mortality rate that has shown an
improvement outpacing the national average. “We are still woefully behind the
country in reading proficiencies, and the high percentage of high school
students not graduating on time continues to be of concern,” Southward said. So
there you go… children don’t like the South. Speaking of
education…

Own a Piece of History - A collection of items used in
the investigation of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky's sexual
encounters with then U.S. President Bill Clinton is being auctioned online, Nate
D. Sanders Auctions said on Monday. The 32-item collection was submitted by
Lewinsky's former lover Andy Bleiler to special prosecutor Kenneth Starr during
his investigation of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal in the 1990s, the auction
house said in a statement. Lewinsky's affair with married man Bleiler (shocker!)
came to light during the investigation that led to Clinton's impeachment by the
House of Representatives in 1998 on perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
Clinton was acquitted by the Senate, and completed his second term in 2001.
Among the items up for auction is a signed Clinton letter to the Bleilers. Wait,
what? Signed Clinton letters… to the married guy… who was banging the chick that
he was also banging? Do they start out “Dear Eskimo brother…”? Also included in
the auction are photographs and cards from Lewinsky and clothing gifted by
Lewinsky to Bleiler's wife Kate Nason, who is putting them up for sale, the
auction house said. "Items owned by Monica Lewinsky, especially relating to the
Clinton scandal and Ken Starr investigation are exceedingly rare," auctioneer
Nate D. Sanders said in a statement. "This is, to my knowledge, the only
collection of this nature to come to light." The items are expected to fetch
between $25,000 and $50,000 in total. Online bidding for the lot began earlier
this month and concludes on June 27, the auction house said. Lewinsky, 39, has
largely remained out of the spotlight in recent years after moving to Britain…
where it’s expected that a man in power has a few mistresses on the sly. Sorry
kids… among the items NOT included in the auction are… the “slightly used” blue
dress. You know what dress I’m talking about… eh? Yeah, you know… I think it’s
in the Smithsonian or something already.
Anyway, that’ll do it for today. Wish me luck in the NBA
Finals on NBA 2K13… I think I’m playing the winner of the Nuggets-Thunder series
(my guess is Thunder because the newest member of the Roc Nation Kevin Durant is
on the cover… but we shall see). Tomorrow night is a special preview screening
of “Pacific Rim” which Dizzy & I are excited about... sorta. Have a great
day everybody!!!
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